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frostingpeetaswounds:

Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)

I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.

(Source: peetahales)

popularboyfriend:

when someone asks for a piece of your snack

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(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND)

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

(Source: msnbcpundit)


senpaibowie:

milisosili:

This gif and picture have taken over the internet.

its the best photo ever

saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch


#pizza game so strong

(Source: mrsmerylstreep)


dutchster:

don’t forget these

(Source: wololo-wololo-blog)

bewbin:

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

He is wearing his Shaq-et